so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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