i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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