You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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