Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize