She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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