his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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