it was like eating out sand paper
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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