Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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