just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
we should paint friendship bongs
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