she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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