At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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