hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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