is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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