Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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