My brain says no but my pants say off.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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