i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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