And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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