The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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