Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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