Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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