his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Dicks are not precious.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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