Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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