So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
honey bunches of taint.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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