So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You took a bar mat shot.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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