Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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