so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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