Me too!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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