Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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