ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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