Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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