i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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