My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
