Don't you send me to vm
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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