When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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