when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you would pick up someone in the library
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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