Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I need moral support for this bender
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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