You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize