i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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