JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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