i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It was like giving head to a cactus.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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