Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
