At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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