and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm