I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Drunk is not a location!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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