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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I am a bulletproof tiger!

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I think this baby is eyeing my beer

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  You fucked her?! HER?!

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  She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better

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• (949): View more from California

  He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.

  (320): View more from Minnesota

  And your penis looks really nice too.

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