I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.