We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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