so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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