Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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