I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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