I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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