Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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