i don't plan on having that self control this summer
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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