i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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