Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
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really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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