did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
grandma shit on top of the toilet
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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