She said her name was "party"
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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